Okay. I originally invented this game... More than five years ago, and nearly all my IRL friends know it, but I have never actually got around to typing up the rules. I have now finally done that! It's just called The Card Game, and it's somewhere between Apples to Apples, the Game of a Thousand Blank White Cards, and free-form surrealist War. I don't remember the last time I actually finished a game. It feels a lot more complicated written out like this, and yet I can't shake the feeling that I forgot something important.
( Rules. I swear, it's not as difficult as this makes it sound. )

For reference, my own current deck breakdown, c. mid-September 2011:
( is over here )