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So today mom and I were going shopping, and we went to the bank. And I went outside, because the air in the bank is gross and stuffy
And A MAN RAN OUT RIGHT AFTER ME CARRYING A WAD OF MONEY, WHICH EXPLODED FULL OF RED DYE.
So he dropped the marked bills and ran into the subway & someone called the cops. And I had to talk to them, while mom (& everyone else) was still stuck in the bank.
Yep. That happened.
(There was a more exciting robbery at the same bank when I was about ten and I went to school across the street. There was a lockdown at school and they wouldn’t tell us why so we all assumed there was like. A pedophile on the loose or something. But no, bank robbery, and they had stolen a cop car as their getaway vehicle, which we all agreed was impossibly badass.)
And A MAN RAN OUT RIGHT AFTER ME CARRYING A WAD OF MONEY, WHICH EXPLODED FULL OF RED DYE.
So he dropped the marked bills and ran into the subway & someone called the cops. And I had to talk to them, while mom (& everyone else) was still stuck in the bank.
Yep. That happened.
(There was a more exciting robbery at the same bank when I was about ten and I went to school across the street. There was a lockdown at school and they wouldn’t tell us why so we all assumed there was like. A pedophile on the loose or something. But no, bank robbery, and they had stolen a cop car as their getaway vehicle, which we all agreed was impossibly badass.)