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"what the fuck is gwen even talking about anymore" post part two: ( ladies! )

When we were at Nationals they played all these montages between events and one of them was really great and made me super emotional and I was like, "I could do something like that!"

...This is nothing like that.

( (It's mostly about Kurt's ridiculously shiny pants.) )

(This post doubles as a one-day-and-five-minutes belated Canada Day post)

There were a lot of things I was considering doing if I got this square, it applies very readily to nearly all my fandoms.

But then while I was messing around on youtube watching through everything Kurt Browning has ever done, I came across this:


Kurt: "I'm trying to skate as a figure skater in hockey skates. It's not a comedy, it's a real solo, I just want to show a different aspect of my skating. And again, after twenty years, you're always trying to reinvent yourself. And Canadians love hockey, so I hope it'll work. But it's-- I'm not relaxed. At all. Not at any second in this program am I relaxed. I've got a hat to deal with, and a tie flying around, and a jacket, and these hockey skates, with about this much [gestures, about an inch, inch] balance spot on it, and I have to remember constantly that I'm in hockey skates. If I forget for a second, I'll switch back to figure skating mode and I'll be on my ass in a split second. And I don't relax until I'm done, and even then, I gotta get off the ice."

So what we have here is an internal hyper-awareness of the fact that he's dressed in clothes that aren't his, while outwardly projecting ease and coolness. That's-- well, definitely dress-up kink, and it's incredibly hot. The tension of trying to skate clean and perform well-- perform Sinatra and Jagger respectively-- while not letting yourself actually be comfortable. There is some fascinating shit going on here. I could sit here and babble excitedly about this all night, but this is a picspam post so probably I should get to the pictures and such.

( Two more videos and a bunch of photos behind the cut )

I forget whether this is a thing people know about me but: I watch figure skating and it gives me a lot of feelings; this comes of being raised on Browning and Orser and Stojko and Witt and Brasseur & Eisler and Bourne & Kraatz.

So for the ten years that it's been a thing, I've suggested that we go to Stars on Ice Canada. This year mom actually said yes.

( This is a Stars on Ice reaction post, since I have more to say about it than I do about The Avengers )